Thursday, March 22, 2007

Multiple Choice Test (Islam 101)

1. In 1968, Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated in Los Angeles by

(a) Superman,

(b) Jay Leno,

(c) Tiger Woods,

(d) a man from Palestine between 17 and 40 years old.

2. In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were kidnapped and killed at the Munich Olympics by

(a) the kid who cuts your grass,

(b) Sitting Bull,

(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

3. In 1979, the US Embassy in Tehran was over-ran & 52 Americans were held for 444 days by

(a) Bruce Lee,

(b) Elvis Presley's deceased twin brother,

(c) a tour group of Minnesota grandmothers,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

4. During the 1980s, several Americans were kidnapped in Beirut by

(a) O J Simpson,

(b) the king of Sweden,

(c) the pope and a gang of Cardinals,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

5. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Lebanon was blown up, killing 220 Marines, by

(a) a Domino's Pizza delivery man,

(b) the president of the Southern Baptist Convention,

(c) Catherine Zeta-Jones,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year-old American passenger thrown overboard in his wheelchair by

(a) Sugar Ray Leonard,

(b) your next door neighbor,

(c) the Little Mermaid,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

7. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by

(a) Captain Kangaroo,

(b)Walt Disney,

(c) Mother Teresa,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

8. In 1988, Pan American Flight 103 was destroyed by a bomb in midair by

(a) Butch Cassidy,

(b) the Sundance Kid,

(c) the Tooth Fairy,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

9. The World Trade Center was bombed the first time in 1993 by

(a) Stonewall Jackson,

(b) Michael Jordan,

(c) Winston Churchill,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

10. In 1998, U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by

(a) Santa Claus,

(b) your sister's cat's grandmother's first owner's son's basketball coach's ex-wife,

(c) the World Wrestling Federation,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

11. On September 11, 2001, airliners were hijacked to crash into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon by

(a) Bugs Bunny,

(b) Bob the Tomato,

(c) Ricky Martin,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

12. In 2002, Daniel Pearl of the Wall Street Journal was kidnapped and beheaded by

(a) Bonnie and Clyde,

(b) the Michelin man,

(c) Barney Fife,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.

13. In July of 2005, several targets were attacked in central London, killing 52 persons, by

(a) the Orkin Man,

(b) Margaret Thatcher,

(c) Mr. Goodwrench,

(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.



Take the test, and respond. :)

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:44 AM

    To MississippiMud,who has found 13 mistakes of mostly crazy people, naming themselves Muslims:
    Congratulations, you're quite smart, After all its not so easy to find only 13 crimes taken place in the last 40 years!!!, among hundreds and thousands of murders and crimes happening everyday, esp. in the US.
    Do you even bother that thousands of innocent civilians are murdered each year because of the shitty hunger of power and money that U.S capitalists have? It's not hard to point them out. Unfortunately, many people around the world don’t even have a glimpse about what they're governments are doing to poor weak counties…
    Palestine, Iraq, Lebanon, Afghanistan and a lot of African countries.
    Even in your own rubbish news agencies that have a herd of strategies to turn over the reality, you can find everywhere the news of US and Israel murders and crimes. Well, they have to say %2 about the reality too. No one believes a story that’s completely wrong. The most important strategy is to say some things that have really happened–that they really can't change- and change the rest of the story.
    They're quite fond of blowing up the news about crimes like the ones you mentioned. For years they keep this news as justifications that Muslims are crazy and mad.
    No real Muslim accepts the acts you’ve mentioned. No one accepts those terrorists as Muslims at all. Even if they call themselves Muslims, what does it have to other Muslims? Let me give you an example. Something like the one you gave in your smart test:

    Who slaughtered 200'000 innocent people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki with 2 atomic bombs?
    1) A little bee going on by
    2) Terrorists with unknown identity, Of course Muslims between 17 to 40
    3) Einstein, Bohr and Feynman
    4) Pigs at pentagon, only thinking of winning the war

    (Hint: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki)

    I don’t blame Americans, Europeans and other people of the world for having such a crap analysis about the Beasts of the world. The news agencies really know they're job. But believe me or not, this world is not the one you're thinking about…
    I don’t have the time nor the knowledge to completely convince you that you're making a big mistake but I'll introduce you a good reference, a one from you're own: "Noam Chumsky"
    Search for him in the internet, or other sources; you'll find a lot.
    I Hope you think more about what you're doing, and what you're putting time on (this website)

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  2. Ahhh , the American / Israel foreign policy argument . Let's look at some history before America was ever around.


    570 - Birth of Muhammad in Mecca into the tribe of Quraish.
    577 - Muhammad's mother dies
    580 - Death of Abdul Muttalib, Muhammad's grandfather.
    583 - First journey to Syria with a trading Caravan
    595 - Muhammad marries Khadijah a rich widow several years older than him.
    595 - Second journey to Syra
    598 - His son, Qasim, is born
    600 - His daughter, Zainab, is born
    603 - His daughter, Um-e-Kalthum, is born
    604 - His daughter, Ruqayya, is born
    605 - Placement of Black Stone in Ka'aba.
    605 - His daughter, Fatima, is born
    610 - Mohammed, in a cave on Mt. Hira, hears the angel Gabriel tell him that Allah is the only true God.
    613 - Muhammad's first public preaching of Islam at Mt. Hira. Gets few converts.
    615 - Muslims persecuted by the Quraish.
    619 - Marries Sau'da and Aisha
    620 - Institution of five daily prayers
    622 - Muhammad immigrates from Mecca to Medina, which was then called Yathrib, gets more converts.
    623 - Battle of Waddan
    623 - Battle of Safwan
    623 - Battle of Dul-'Ashir
    624 - Muhammad and converts begin raids on caravans to fund the movement.
    624 - Zakat becomes mandatory
    624 - Battle of Badr
    624 - Battle of Bani Salim
    624 - Battle of Eid-ul-Fitr and Zakat-ul-Fitr
    624 - Battle of Bani Qainuqa'
    624 - Battle of Sawiq
    624 - Battle of Ghatfan
    624 - Battle of Bahran
    625 - Battle of Uhud. 70 Muslims are killed.
    625 - Battle of Humra-ul-Asad
    625 - Battle of Banu Nudair
    625 - Battle of Dhatur-Riqa
    626 - Battle of Badru-Ukhra
    626 - Battle of Dumatul-Jandal
    626 - Battle of Banu Mustalaq Nikah
    627 - Battle of the Trench
    627 - Battle of Ahzab
    627 - Battle of Bani Quraiza
    627 - Battle of Bani Lahyan
    627 - Battle of Ghaiba
    627 - Battle of Khaibar

    628 - Muhammad signs treaty with Quraish.
    630 - Muhammad conquers Mecca.
    630 - Battle of Hunsin.
    630 - Battle of Tabuk

    632 - Muhammad dies.
    632 - Abu-Bakr, Muhammad's father-in-law, along with Umar, begin a military move toenforce Islam in Arabia.
    633 - Battle at Oman
    633 - Battle at Hadramaut.
    633 - Battle of Kazima
    633 - Battle of Walaja
    633 - Battle of Ulleis
    633 - Battle of Anbar
    634 - Battle of Basra,
    634 - Battle of Damascus
    634 - Battle of Ajnadin.

    634 - Death of Hadrat Abu Bakr. Hadrat Umar Farooq becomes the Caliph.
    634 - Battle of Namaraq
    634 - Battle of Saqatia.
    635 - Battle of Bridge.
    635 - Battle of Buwaib.
    635 - Conquest of Damascus.
    635 - Battle of Fahl.
    636 - Battle of Yermuk.
    636 - Battle of Qadsiyia.
    636 - Conquest of Madain.
    637 - Battle of Jalula.
    638 - Battle of Yarmouk.
    638 - The Muslims defeat the Romans and enter Jerusalem.
    638 - Conquest of Jazirah.
    639 - Conquest of Khuizistan and movement into Egypt.
    641 - Battle of Nihawand
    642 - Battle of Rayy in Persia
    643 - Conquest of Azarbaijan
    644 - Conquest of Fars
    644 - Conquest of Kharan.

    644 - Umar is murdered. Othman becomes the Caliph.
    647 - Conquest of the island of Cypress
    644 - Uman dies and is succeeded by Caliph Uthman.
    648 - Campaign against the Byzantines.
    651 - Naval battle against the Byzantines.
    654 - Islam spreads into North Africa
    656 - Uthman is murdered. Ali become Caliph.
    658 - Battle of Nahrawan.
    659 - Conquest of Egypt
    661 - Ali is murdered.
    662 - Egypt falls to Islam rule.
    666 - Sicily is attacked by Muslims
    677 - Siege of Constantinople
    687 - Battle of Kufa
    691 - Battle of Deir ul Jaliq
    700 - Sufism takes root as a sect of Islam
    700 - Military campaigns in North Africa
    702 - Battle of Deir ul Jamira
    711 - Muslims invade Gibraltar
    711 - Conquest of Spain
    713 - Conquest of Multan
    716 - Invasion of Constantinople
    732 - Battle of Tours in France.
    740 - Battle of the Nobles.
    741 - Battle of Bagdoura in North Africa
    744 - Battle of Ain al Jurr.
    746 - Battle of Rupar Thutha
    748 - Battle of Rayy.
    749 - Battle of lsfahan
    749 - Battle of Nihawand
    750 - Battle of Zab
    772 - Battle of Janbi in North Africa
    777 - Battle of Saragossa in Spain


    References:
    Miller, William M., A Christian's Response to Islam, Presbyterian and Reformed Publishing, Phillipsburg, New Jersey, 1976.
    Geisler, Norman, Baker Encyclopedia of Christian Apologetics, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Baker Books, 1999.
    Glasse, Cyril, The Concise Encyclopedia of Islam, Harper & Row, Publishers, Inc. San Francisco, 1989.
    Morey, Robert, The Islamic Invasion, Harvest House Publishers, Eugene Oregon, 1992.


    "Battle, war Conquest"

    1: Noam Chomskey is a clown.

    2: The MSM (Main stream Media) are idiots.

    3: Muslims that blow them selves up believeing they will get 72 virgins and rivers of wine, are insane, and should be treated as such.

    4: English should be the official language of America.

    5: Any one that believes that the Constitution should be replaced by anything (Sharia law)included, should be looked upon closely.

    6: Those that openly speak of the overthrowing of the American Gov, and replaceing it with (sharia law) or anything else, should be tried for treason and sedition, and be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    7:You texted "I don’t have the time nor the knowledge to completely convince you that you're making a big mistake..

    No mistake has been made.

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